Katie

#THERE’S A SNAKE IN HERE HERMIONE #THE POTTER NETWORK

#IM NOT COMING BACK FOR ONE HORCRUX IM COMING BACK FOR ALL OF THEM

#TELL ME THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME GETTING INTO THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

#SORRYYYY MY INVISIBILITY CLOAK’S AT THE CLEANERS

#IF YOU GUYS WERE THE CHOSEN ONES YOU WOULD HAVE KILLED VOLDEMORT

#DROP THE ‘THE’. JUST VOLDEMORT. IT’S MEANER.

 #I THINK IF YOUR DARK LORD WANTS TO SIT ON MY SHOULDERS AND CALL HIMSELF TALL, HE HAS THE RIGHT TO GIVE IT A TRY - BUT THERE’S NO REQUIREMENT THAT I ENJOY SITTING HERE LISTENING TO PEOPLE LIE. YOU HAVE PART OF MY ATTENTION — YOU HAVE THE MINIMUM AMOUNT. THE REST OF MY ATTENTION IS BACK AT HOGWARTS, WHERE RON AND HERMIONE ARE DOING THINGS THAT NO ONE IN THIS ROOM, INCLUDING AND ESPECIALLY YOUR DARK LORD, ARE INTELLECTUALLY OR CREATIVELY CAPABLE OF DOING. DID I ADEQUATELY ANSWER YOUR CONDESCENDING QUESTION?

#YOU’RE NOT AN ASSHOLE DRACO. YOU’RE JUST TRYING SO HARD TO BE.

#I DON’T WANT TO SUE HIM - I WANT TO HIRE DEATH EATERS TO CRUCIO THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

 #BECAUSE WE ARE GENTLEMEN OF HOGWARTS. THIS IS HOGWARTS. YOU DON’T PLANT STORIES AND YOU DON’T IMPERIO PEOPLE!

#MA’AM I KNOW YOU’VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK AND SO YOU KNOW MONEY ISN’T A BIG PART OF LIFE, BUT AT THE MOMENT I COULD BUY DIAGON ALLEY, TAKE THE LEAKY CAULDRON, AND TURN IT INTO MY PING-PONG ROOM.

Then maybe you could’ve answered one of my 47 owls, did you know that I sent 47 owls? (oh god this fandom)

FOR ALL I KNOW, IT WAS THE DEATH EATERS.

#A MILLION GALLEONS ISN’T COOL. #YOU KNOW WHAT’S COOL? #A BILLION GALLEONS

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